Nicknames for Supernatural - Season 9
When you're panicking or a character is in danger: SEASON 9-1-1
When you're mad or disappointed or in denial: Season NEIN.
When Team Free Will has domestic moments: Season 9-to-5
When you're happy or thrilled about something: Season On-Cloud-9
Whenever someone returns from the dead: Season 9-Lives
mostgay: I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework. I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
videohall: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal
starllex: when your teacher asks the class something and the whole class raises their hand and you don’t want to be the only one not raising their hand but youre unsure of the answer but raise your hand anyways and you’re like
Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15...– (via idiotshitbaby)
winking-skeever: Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
brother-touching-wincest: On Supernatural, we don’t say “I love you,” we say “I can’t do this without you” which roughly translates to “If you die, I’m coming with you” and I think that I’m crying help me.
autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
havingajonfire: reads nc-17 slash fiction as bedtime story
Wait the last thing Cas heard as angel was Dean...
raggedywings: chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: a-whole-new-level-of-freak: I don’t know if that is beautiful or heart wrenchingly sad that means the first thing Cas did as an angel was scream Dean’s name and the last thing he did as an angel was listen as Dean screamed back
enochiansoftware: crowley just wanted to be loved naomi just wanted to help cas didn’t want to fail anyone again sams biggest sin was letting dean down cas no longer has his grace the angels were expelled from heaven
merlin-is-rory-williams: ditch-able-prom-date: ...
lavicomtesse: My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.– (via wethinkwedream)
Be merciful until you can’t be. Until you feel your heart begin to harden...– Clementine von Radics (via earlymornings)
harrypottersmum: I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
kawaiians: my mom refused to buy me ice cream because she said we need to go on a diet but she just walked in on me making a chocolate milkshake out of ice and cocoa powder and i saw it. i saw the fear in her eyes. im adapting and she knows that i will soon be unstoppable
commanderinqueef: cellogirl4life: rnax: drop the cello DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE. holy shit
I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening...– Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis (via vemt)
assbutt-in-the-garrison: rock-it-surgeon: Guys help, I’m trying to remember that one Destiel fic where Dean and Cas had a fight and Dean gave him the silent treatment and Cas tried to win back his love by buying him beer and porn and pie, and….PSYCH, THAT’S FUCKING CANON, BITCHES!!!
It was one of those slightly move-y things.– Benedict Cumberbatch trying to describe a gif (via mallamun)
You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong...– Unknown (via thatkindofwoman)
lnnea: I said something once and it didn’t really go very well
lokis-army-at-221b: I would totally play a dead person on Sherlock cause that way you just have to lay there while Benedict Cumberbatch puts his hands all over you.